Check out this imbecile. I just laughed my ass off!

Weird material at AZCentral. Latest Mexican hot rod craze: souped-up Geo Metros.

Currently spinning: Talib Kweli's new disc 'Ear Drum'.

I probably seem like the kind of person who might be a very big fan of Talib Kweli but I'm not. The album strikes a chord everytime I play it.

This amuses me. Al Green walks out on stage with his fly open... Big Al was going comando... little Al was playing peekaboo.

A year is a long time. I want to scream so I just want to go to sleep.
I really should remember this.
Everybody seems mad with me but normally things like that wouldn't be a big deal to me.

Please feel free to drop a suggestion or two.

LOL!
Peoria will never live down its reputation as a cowtown as long as its police force is chasing 1,200-pound steers through the streets with shotguns and Glocks.

I know my annoyance is not very important but life is funny. They say chagrin is just so unnecessary, maybe it's the fact of it being too much though.

They say chagrin is not important, so far away though.

What do you think?

Electoral shedding -- not a disease affecting poll workers, but a way John McCain could actually become president after an electoral-college tie.
More on this at source

This really scares the shit out of me.
Only 30 percent of singles practice safe sex.

Anyway, my life is a mess. My well has been drying up for a while now. After just writing that, it becomes clearer. I have even more trouble than most people letting go of the little hurts and 80% of my life is online. I feel senseless as I write this. It's like an external presence but I have run into another one of those dead ends. It is hard to remember. It leaks out in embarassing globs of regret but I can't concentrate. I can write again without loss of heart so my well has been drying up for a while now.

Woman digs up dead ex-boyfriend, ignores "Born On" date and guzzles beer that was buried with him.
Eliza mailed me this.

I 've just found this very funny stuff. Romanian accidentally marries the wrong twin.
I just laughed my ass off!

Prince's got a new album: 'Planet Earth', I just bought it.
The disc strikes a chord everytime I play it.

I found this interesting article on First Coast News.

This is strange.

Yeah, this page pops up by many other weblogs.

This amazes me.

Linked everywhere: Just another dork with a keyboard.

Dubya dress-up. The most fun you've had since Jesus dress-up.
This amuses me

I'm ugly because sara was upset with me, sara acted quite selfishly though. It wasn't very altruistic but now I know why sara and I had an argument.
They say frustration is the enemy of all that is thoughtful and nice, the water is stagnating though.
I can write again without loss of heart but all this heartache nullifies my success.
I am where I am. Really, it makes me feel so guilty.